Redefining "Bagger"

Once upon a time, rich a$$ white people used to go to their country club parties & refer to Working Class Whites by the negative term "poor white trash."

With the end of Segregation, wealthy white folks no longer found it politically expedient to overtly oppress Blacks & other minorities.  So, they rediscovered the art of economic discrimination against members of their own race.

Now, they have an even more derogatory term for those poor whites who they've managed to brainwash into voting against their own economic interests.  This term is the dreaded b-word - "bagger." 

In the midst of this widespread economic discrimination, there are some cool Caucasians who are are redefining what it means to be a bagger & instead of drinking regular tea, they drink tea made with Hipton tea bags.


Hipton Tea Bags are a special blend of 50% Black Tea, 25% Afghan Kush & 25% Green Tea in honor of the other groups who have been oppressed by the rich, white devil: African-Americans, Muslims & Mother Nature herself!

As we expand our minds with Hipton Tea Bags, we are redefining the word bagger by turning a negative into a positive.  By the time we get done with the word bagger, it's gonna be a badge of honor to be called a Bagger by other po' folks.